Of all the things to have been caught and trapped in a mason jar...was unexpected, much less being forced to compete in a twisted battle royale by a warlock was also not expected.
Though I doubted he expected an alliance between myself a tiny manticore and a miniature minotaur to end the fighting and all of us escape, however that all is another story for another day.
So if you'll excuse me I'm going to sleep until either I wake up again or someone blows up the sun... probably be awake again this weekend.
for now, I leave you with the musical stylings of Tobuscus.
